Halloween Experts: Dressing In BlackFace is the New Slut

It used to be that Halloween was an excuse to dress up as the slutty version of your favorite profession, get drunk and eat a lot of candy. However there is a new more exciting trend brewing! Dressing in blackface! Now I was totally unaware that being a black person was a costume otherwise every day is Halloween for me.

Its seems to be no secret amoung the white community though. "I mean its Halloween" one girl dressed in black face as Michelle Obama exclaimed, "Its the one day out of the year I can dress up as a black person and not worry about being shot, or arrested for no reason. I got my boyfriend to dress in blackface too so tonight I can say I slept with a black guy"

When asked about some of the backlash he recieved at school for dressing as Trayvon Martin, one white guy said, "I don't feel like I should be persecuted and mistreated for the color of my painted on skin. I'm a human being just like everyone else! I know someone one died or whatever but this is Halloween, its just a joke, I don't get what the big deal is."

We asked John Whiteman from the Smithsonian Institute of White Studies and he gave us some insight into this phenomeon. "White people are not going to find this offensive because [we] just don't care. Never have, never will. You all still call each other Niggers, this should not offend you."

We'll keep you updated as the story develops.

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